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Hello my internet lovelies. Let me preamble with I am so seriously behind on reading and writing (and ‘rithmetic?) but I just really needed to get this WYRW out of my system.
If you’re new to Would You Rather Wednesdays, Maxie over at ihatesomuch invites discussion on many soul-searching and thought-provoking moral dilemmas.
This is my attempt [...]

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If this works, it’ll be the hottest thing since my ass.
Srsly.
If it doesn’t, it’ll be baked. fucking. beans.
Word.

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Quickpress?

WTF is this?

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My trainers have started an all-out blurb war on the office messenger service in protest of my resignation.

*sigh
You kids will be the death of me, I swear! If you only knew how much I love you guys.
And how much yayay you’re giving my heart for leaving. *sob
Your ma has given everything (s)he can. And you’re [...]

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Ha! That title is guaranteed to get me some bizare bizaer bezarre strange google search results.
Anyway, I came across this picture* today at The Bloggess and I couldn’t for the life of me, figure it out: 

Can you figure out what those things are on the far wall? They’re urinals. In the little girls’ room. 
Now as [...]

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At the grocery check out counter today, I had the sudden urge to violently squeeze a person through the grates of my shopping cart and make ground human for sloppy joes. 
While I get some saline solution lest your eyes dry out from staring at that last sentence, let’s backtrack a little, shall we? 
Cut to a [...]

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Thanks to my fag hag who we’ll hide under the name of “VAMp”. These pictures were taken from a local Toys ‘R Us in Manila. Makes you wonder if the big boys in the US are training our people right.

VAMp: Ghost Rider takes a whole new meaning to “I got a boner, and it’s ready [...]

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While we’re on the topic of strange things in the world of The Demigod:
 I have a friend we’ll hide behind the name of crackers. Crackers likes to take pictures of himself.
 A lot.
 They’re not lewd or offensive, mind you.
 They’re just pictures.
 Of himself.
 When we were neighbors, he’d come down to my apartment, [...]

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My boyfriend (a.k.a. The Teddybear), bless his heart, keeps thinking he’s David Beckham. It’s one of the myriad of weird things in The Demigod’s household.
This is a picture of my man and I on a recent trip: the most gorgeous man on the planet (yes, 5 years later, he still makes my heart leap [...]

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