Movie Review: Twilight Redux

Just because I get the most site hits (and hate mail) from my less-than-sterling review of the Twilight movie, I am posting this:

Yeah, I went there. And I’m not alone in that idea.
Sparkling fucking vampires.

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Movie Review: Twilight

 
I finally gave in to the incessant badgering of my friends to watch “Twilight”, apparently the movie du jour of the moment. This is the movie that middle-aged pasty geeks the world over have lined up for to watch. 
*shrugs*
I came in with already drastically low expectations, as I am wont to do in books-turned-to-movies. Add [...]

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I Am… Sasha Fierce

I died when Tower Records Greenbelt called and said they had my reserved copy. This is an image from the official Beyonce website:

I can’t even put to words how happy this anthem made me feel:

And if you can’t see the YouTube video, here are some of the choicest lyrics: 
Usually I’m humble
Right [...]

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Movie Review: Quantum of Solace

SPOILER ALERT: I review movies like a playboy bunny – carefree, too much bleached hair, and all the special places exposed for the world to see. Oh and, this is only my arrogant asshole-y humble opinion.
 
I can understand Marc Forster’s hesitation at helming the sequel to the prequel that turned Daniel Craig from forgettable bum [...]

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Movie Thoughts: Wanted

also known as a movie I would like to marry and have children with.
If you haven’t seen the movie yet: see it. That’s not just a random thought or blog entry. That’s an order.
Again, I repeat, see it.
I won’t spoil it for you and tell you that he dies. Oops. Kidding! He actually [...]

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