My Big Debut

Remember how Carrie Bradshaw was asked by her boss to do a big editorial spread on the pages of Vogue?
Well this is exactly like that
in no way.

Carrie wore Vera Wang, I wore clean knickers
Carrie was professionally lit and photographed, I sent in my professional photos
Carrie was hesitant, I wasn’t

But this is SUCH a thrill! The [...]

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BEWARE: This could happen if you allow the gays to marry!

From http://graphjam.com

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Blurb Wars

My trainers have started an all-out blurb war on the office messenger service in protest of my resignation.

*sigh
You kids will be the death of me, I swear! If you only knew how much I love you guys.
And how much yayay you’re giving my heart for leaving. *sob
Your ma has given everything (s)he can. And you’re [...]

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I Am… Sasha Fierce

I died when Tower Records Greenbelt called and said they had my reserved copy. This is an image from the official Beyonce website:

I can’t even put to words how happy this anthem made me feel:

And if you can’t see the YouTube video, here are some of the choicest lyrics: 
Usually I’m humble
Right [...]

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Fagri-La

On the way to work today: 
The Teddybear: (noting that stray cats had snuck up on our porch and deposited a malodorous pre-christmas gift) all cats should be named “Ursula”
The Demigod: why?
The Teddybear: Coz they’re all evil. 
The Demigod: *gets in car humming* These poor unfortunate souls…
– car pulls out of driveway in silence, clock on dashboard blinks [...]

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What I Want To Do With My Life

Shameless meme from Miss Britt:
Today? – Build a minibar. And mix a Bellini
Tomorrow? – Get more bunny food, and burst out into song for no particular reason at a random place. 
When you grow up? – I never want to.
When the kids move out? – Still trying to get my own kids. When I get them, [...]

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Weird Demigod Widgets – Episode 339

*Ring ring*
*click
The Demigod: Training, this is The Demigod
Demimom: Must you always answer with “Training, this is The Demigod”
The Demigod: Oh hi Mom. And yes, I have to, because it’s a company-provided blackberry. 
Demimom: Whatever. So what do you want from home? 
The Demigod: From home? Nothing. Why? 
Demimom: … someone’s… flying to Manila
The Demigod: who?… *gets suspicious
Demimom: … [...]

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Sumsing Turbo 3000xi Multitask

I want one.

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Am I Man Enough for Me?

You’ll remember my good friend Verdana and our Paris-and-Nicole escapades in Kuala Lumpur.
In a strange twist not unlike a comet shooting out a kitten’s ass, he sent me this link and I thought it’d be fun to re-post the list and tick off the stuff that I can do. And then ADD some more manly must-haves:
100 [...]

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Touch Me All Night Long

No, it’s not going to be an homage to the 80s. 
No, it’s not going to be literal. Am I hoping that it was? Abso-fucking-lutely. 
I try not to blog about work as so many lesser (now fired) mortals have done. I used to be happy. I used to hate weekends when I couldn’t go to work. [...]

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Testing

Testing… 
Lookatthat! Blogging from the middle of nowhere from my blackberry. 
Fancy that. 
LOL!
Crap. Can’t work pictures into it. I think. 
Test.

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Awesomely Blah Tuesday

Nothing of value to post today. 
Except that for the first time in a LONG time I’m exhausted, but the happy exhausted. 
The kind of exhausted where you feel like you made a difference. Where you know that you turned in more than just an honest day’s work. The kind of exhaustion borne by the feeling that [...]

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Happy Monday!

What other BANGING way to start the week than to start at hottttttttt male models:

From Bangkok Fashion Week.
I wanna bangcock. I mean GO TO Bangkok.
Dr. Sigmund Freud, is that you?

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Wearing This… and ONLY this.

Actually, Jack could’ve done a drawing of me wearing pretty much nothing. 
I’ve posed for nudes in the past, and have always the same reaction from people: the look on the face of the victims of that lady from the ring.
I thought I’d post them up and see what kind of interesting comments I’m going to [...]

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Movie Review: Quantum of Solace

SPOILER ALERT: I review movies like a playboy bunny – carefree, too much bleached hair, and all the special places exposed for the world to see. Oh and, this is only my arrogant asshole-y humble opinion.
 
I can understand Marc Forster’s hesitation at helming the sequel to the prequel that turned Daniel Craig from forgettable bum [...]

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Weird Demigod Widgets – Episode 277

I don’t know how I got from starting my day with a Krispy Kreme (thanks to The Teddy Bear), to being a mom. While that jump may seem innocuous to you, let me show you how I got there:
1. Krispy Kremes – Golden sugary sweetness. Whoever invented glaze should be canonized. I would totally devote [...]

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Fuck You Prop 8 – Redux

I’ve been trying to string sentences together to make sense of the craziness that is what happened in Arizona, Arkansas, and ESPECIALLY California.
But I can’t.
It’s just too heart-breaking.
Kind of like shitting out a hummer. Sideways.
Melissa Etheridge, though, that poet can sure write. So I’m reposting (again) from The Daily Beast:

Okay. So Prop 8 passed. Alright, [...]

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Stomach Cramps

This literally made my stomach stop, quivver, and then roil like a torched maggot.
I hope the rest of America will either turn off the torch or liberate my stomach completely.

At least people are out there voting. Everywhere in the blogosphere I see posts from my favorite bloggers who have been standing in line after interminable [...]

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Really???

I love it when Seth and Amy do the whole ?!?Really?!? bit on SNL. 
And this would’ve been perfect fodder:

I’m an agnostic, not an atheist. Well, if anything I’m a pastafarian, as evidenced by the past few days’ events and being touched by his noodly appendage. 
I can understand the power of faith, and the calming effect [...]

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Thank You Flying Spaghetti Monster

I was touched by his noodly appendage yesterday: 
 

Found an old tie that I thought I had lost. It was my special tie that went PERFECTLY with my outfit for my job interview.
It took me 15 minutes to drive what would’ve normally been a 1-hour trip from my apartment to the job interview.
Had a free meal [...]

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