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And More Dildos.

Posted in General Funniness, My Workplace Funniness, Rant on January 9, 2009 | 6 Comments »

Politics is incredibly exhausting.  I have said it before and I’ll say it again, I have no patience for interpersonal drama in the workplace except when I put on a sequined gown and belt out an operatic song to let someone know they’ve been fired.
Let’s say, for example, that I am a vice president of a dildo-assembly [...]

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Random Snippets

Posted in General Funniness, My Workplace Funniness, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , on November 30, 2008 | 4 Comments »

Snippet 1:
World, meet Tag and Phoebe.
I recently brought them bling in the form of collars. Yes, the collars were meant for cats, but that’s nothing an awl and scissors can’t fix. You’ll notice that Tag’s got a dignified plaid collar, and Phoebe’s got a flowery collar with a bell.
Tag’s taken to laughing hysterically curiously amused [...]

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Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Drowned

Posted in My Workplace Funniness, Thoughts, tagged , on November 25, 2008 | 4 Comments »

It’s 2pm on a Monday. And I have just woken up to the first day that I am jobless in almost 8 years. I know I’ve got a new job coming up in December, but ZOMFG I have nothing to worry about today.
Holy cow I have the whole day to myself.
What the HELL do I [...]

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Blurb Wars

Posted in My Workplace Funniness, NaBloPoMo, Rant, Thoughts, Uncategorized, tagged , , , , on November 20, 2008 | 1 Comment »

My trainers have started an all-out blurb war on the office messenger service in protest of my resignation.

*sigh
You kids will be the death of me, I swear! If you only knew how much I love you guys.
And how much yayay you’re giving my heart for leaving. *sob
Your ma has given everything (s)he can. And you’re [...]

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Touch Me All Night Long

Posted in My Workplace Funniness, NaBloPoMo, Thoughts, tagged , on November 14, 2008 | 8 Comments »

No, it’s not going to be an homage to the 80s. 
No, it’s not going to be literal. Am I hoping that it was? Abso-fucking-lutely. 
I try not to blog about work as so many lesser (now fired) mortals have done. I used to be happy. I used to hate weekends when I couldn’t go to work. [...]

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Field of Dreams

Posted in General Funniness, My Workplace Funniness, Thoughts, Weird Demigod Widgets, tagged , , on October 31, 2008 | 1 Comment »

When I was 6 years old, the clouds parted and the heavens opened up and I had found my dream. The dream. The defining goal that would shape the rest of my life. 
I wanted to be a garbage man. 
At the time we were living in Saudi Arabia, in a military installation, and I had stumbled [...]

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On a lighter note…

Posted in General Funniness, My Workplace Funniness, tagged on October 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

… to Patience: FAIL, 
I found this on www.despair.com

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Career Change – Part 1

Posted in My Workplace Funniness, tagged , , , , on October 18, 2008 | 4 Comments »

I try not to blog about work as much as I can. But today I feel the need to dip into that veritable cornucopia of misery and despair if only because I know that that cornucopia is also a source of mirth and i’m-gonna-piss-my-pants laughter.
Let’s start off with me logging into an online job-search tool [...]

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JV is sick

Posted in General Funniness, My Workplace Funniness, tagged , , , on October 3, 2008 | 3 Comments »

Another conversation I’ve actually had with one of my trainers.

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