And of course, the first place my mind went to was 8 penises. But it’s really a meme I gratuitously stole from immoralmatriarch about
Eight Things I Like
Peter Pan Honey Roast Creamy Peanut Butter. I can’t believe I have to go anywhere beyond that description!
KFC 2-piece original recipe chicken with extra large gravy and a large [...]
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Over at Decoybetty and Yellaphant, there’s a 7 things meme and although I wasn’t tagged, I figure it’s good fodder for more strangeness in the Demiworld. Although why I bother is beyond me, considering there’s an entire category of dementia that describes my life.
In the spirit of the holidays, I figured I’d turn into a [...]
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Two years ago Avitable found a 5-question meme and last week I joined in on the fun.
I know, I know, there’s a connection there somewhere but right now my eyes are still caked with sleep crust after a 14-hour “nap”. It was an exhausting week and a cosmic fight with The Teddybear (we’re fine, thanks [...]
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Gourd Blue Bonnet Chris over at Csqaured+3 apparently thinks I’m fabulous and gave me this lovely little gem, I heart you C!
Now, I’m a big fan of dogs, and obviously I’m a big fan of stilletos. I’m not too sure what that squiggly line is trailing her…
It could be:
1. Toilet paper stuck to her heel
2. [...]
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Shameless meme from Miss Britt:
Today? – Build a minibar. And mix a Bellini
Tomorrow? – Get more bunny food, and burst out into song for no particular reason at a random place.
When you grow up? – I never want to.
When the kids move out? – Still trying to get my own kids. When I get them, [...]
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You’ll remember my good friend Verdana and our Paris-and-Nicole escapades in Kuala Lumpur.
In a strange twist not unlike a comet shooting out a kitten’s ass, he sent me this link and I thought it’d be fun to re-post the list and tick off the stuff that I can do. And then ADD some more manly must-haves:
100 [...]
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Posted in General Funniness, Memes, tagged area 51, john mccain, meme, moobs, peanut butter chocolate cake, sarah palin, survey, thunder cats; on September 16, 2008 | 4 Comments »
THREE NAMES THAT FRIENDS CALL YOU:
B…itch; The Demigod; Your Majesty
–THREE MOST IMPORTANT DATES IN YOUR LIFE:
February 29 – this only happens once every 4 years! That’s like, a good bottle of wine!; October 31 – Halloween, the only time I can be in drag without feeling like a dirty, dirty, girl; December 24 – I [...]
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Posted in Memes, tagged fun, Memes, names on September 3, 2008 | 1 Comment »
YOUR REAL NAME:
Burn Tan-Hoyumpa
YOUR FLYGIRL/FLYBOY NAME: (first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
Burnizzle
YOUR RAP NAME: (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name)
B Hoy (Great. I either a sound like a really stinky sock or a glutinous rice treat)
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color + favorite animal)
Red Pussy (I like that one)
YOUR [...]
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1. What time did you get up this morning
Around 10am CST, 11pm MNL, 3 Coconuts time in Tahiti
2. Diamonds or Pearls
Diamonds
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema
The Dark Knight
4. What is your favorite TV show
Will and Grace; Family Guy; Grey’s Anatomy; [...]
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Posted in Memes, tagged Memes, memories on August 15, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Thanks to Never Slap The Gift Donkey and Yearbook Yourself, now I know what I would’ve looked like had I had a normal high school instead of learning what was Japanese (and Afrikaans, and Swahili, and Arabic, and Dutch) for “immigration and customs for unaccompanied minors?”
Ah but it doesn’t stop there!
Here’s a montage of what [...]
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For those of you that know me well, you know that i fixate very easily. It’s a remnant of my OCD-days. Residual OCD, if you will, the stuff that my Paxil-Zoloft-Prozac cocktail just couldn’t wipe out from my system.
These days I tend to fixate on words for no apparent reason. A perfect example is WOO. [...]
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Posted in Memes, tagged books, love, Memes on July 3, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I like Memes. And I LOVE books. So this one was a no-brainer for me.
The Big Read answers a big need. Reading at Risk: A Survey of Literary Reading in America, a 2004 report by the National Endowment for the Arts, found that not only is literary reading in America declining rapidly among all groups, [...]
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