Bloggy Phimpage

Needing to take a break from the dark and twisty places of my grief (and spelling, apparently), today I pimp out the bloggers out there that have made me laugh, chuckle, chortle, and shoot milk out my nose. My feed reader is like my little jewelry box: some are awesome new pieces that I constantly [...]

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So How’ve You Been?

So I’ve been offline for a teeny bit, sinking into a deep bog of emotional crises and transcendental questions like “what’s the point in all of this?”, or “is there really a Loch Ness monster”, or “what is the meaning of life?”
(To which I’ve discovered: 1. there isn’t one, really 2. Yes and 3. Forty [...]

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Twas a Link Before Christmas, And All Through The Blogs…

Hot sportsmen wore nothing, not even a sock…
The showers were running all backwards in dares…
In the hopes that some shoppers would soon think like bears…
…
That’s as far as I got without my non-poetry-wired brain crashed.
Happy Holidays, everyone!

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Five Things.

Boris. Try and imagine it without the infamous last name. Boris. SOOOO frickin funny. I’m totally fixating. BORIS. Oh, and totally check out Deidre’s game. It’s much fun.
One of my training proteges is blogging! HAYLAVETTE!
Vodkamom is irreverently reverentially funny. HAYLAVETTE!
This comeback is totally cocked, armed, and ready for deployment from my arsenal: Some-Random-Bitch: “WTF are [...]

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Fabulous

Gourd Blue Bonnet Chris over at Csqaured+3 apparently thinks I’m fabulous and gave me this lovely little gem, I heart you C!
Now, I’m a big fan of dogs, and obviously I’m a big fan of stilletos. I’m not too sure what that squiggly line is trailing her…
It could be:
1. Toilet paper stuck to her heel
2. [...]

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Bent Objects

This is quick pimpage for a blogger who I first started reading a couple of years back when I discovered the wonderfulness that is blogging.
Now you have to understand that I like to pretend I’m artsy. More often than not, I’m just fartsy. But this one has real talent and I have yet to comment [...]

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My Big Debut

Remember how Carrie Bradshaw was asked by her boss to do a big editorial spread on the pages of Vogue?
Well this is exactly like that
in no way.

Carrie wore Vera Wang, I wore clean knickers
Carrie was professionally lit and photographed, I sent in my professional photos
Carrie was hesitant, I wasn’t

But this is SUCH a thrill! The [...]

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Genius Runs in the Family

What did I tell you about good genes? 
Update: genius ALSO runs in the family. Internetz readers, meet Trey, a fabulous artiste and mom to Parker and Madison. Her art reminds me of a highly stylized illustration, from one of my favorite authors, Roald Dahl. Go check it out.

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FUCK YOU PROP 8

I tried to come up with something a little bit more eloquent for a post title but my eloquence jacket is still at the dry cleaners. Plus I was just overcome by sheer repulsion that I was almost physically ill from seeing the website of the people that want to “protect marriage”. In the interests [...]

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For Later

I thought my blog inspiration muse would take a full blown shit on my head again, but it was a false alarm. Just a fart.
But it’s got something to do with this:
Note to self: blog about this later

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No To Hate

Today I am shamelessly plagiarizing (with permission) from an AWESOME blogger over at Whiskey in my Sippy Cup.

I mean, seriously awesome. With a title like “Whiskey in my Sippy Cup“, how can it not be awesome? The title alone is enough to send my tics into overdrive: feel the eees blend into the consonants and [...]

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Kristen Wiig on SNL

Gotta save this link for later.
She’s the most awesomest performer on SNL these days. Sorry, Amy.

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Hurt Feelings

Oh my god, SOOOOO true:

Don’t you just love XKCD?

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Step Into My Parlor…

You’re free to fuck around and leave shit here and there. But start attacking me or other commenters and I will cut you…
…r comment out of my blog.
So seriously, play nice.
Oh, and: cats, lolcats, loldogs, fashion, politics, hot guys, hot girls, and other fun shnitz I find on the internet.
You’re welcome.
Oh, and in case you [...]

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How Do I Watch Movies Now

In a world where… aww fuck it. This is just too sad.  
Thanks for all the awesome trailers, Mr. Voice Man. 
In a world filled with obituaries…One obituary stood apart. Now that obituary has been published, and nothing will be the same again. 

Emptiness and Hollowness: coming this fall to a movie trailer near you.

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Blah Monday

Garfield is notorious for hating Mondays. While I’m not exactly a fan of the overweight and acerbic pussy, I can commiserate the hatred for Mondays (also, you know I am not prone to dwell on despair sad thoughts,  but it IS a Monday after all so let me have today. I promise to be bright [...]

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Friday Fimfing

Ok, my penchant for onomatopoeia is a little problematic today, but my back is still hurting like a sonuvabtch so you’ll forgive me. 
I’ve only been blogging for about 2 months now, so I’m fairly new to this, but apparently there is a hot blogger calendar contest thing going on, and I would like to pimp [...]

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Tuesday Link Soup

A kid is told he’s too good to play and gets banned from little league. I mean SERIOUSLY? We’re punishing excellence so that other kids of lesser talent get to play? Celebrating mediocrity. Well done, folks. Well. Fucking. Done. 

Mediocrity doesn’t mean average intelligence, it means an average intelligence that resents and envies its betters. – [...]

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Freaky Friday Links

And yet more testament to the awesomeness of the interwebs. 

My grandfather always started a lot of sentences with “When I was in school…” and somehow it always ended with him walking 10 miles to school, through rain, sleet, snow, and hail. Barefoot. Yeah. My grandfather was Chuck Norris. I always used to roll my eyes, [...]

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Manic Monday Links

Another random hodgepodge of stuff that makes the interwebs a wonderful place: 

Why I want to have kids. 
Look at these puppies they are so cuteOHMYGAWDWHATINTHEWORLD???
Best. Drive through. EVER. 
Sweet baby what now? and the orphan what? Oh I see what you mean there, you mean… what?
Oh HI!
VAMp, this one’s for you: CAMEL TOE!
Why I hate facebook.
The six [...]

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