A convicted felon is running for the presidency of the country I love, my home.
Have you no sense of decency, Joseph Ejercito “Erap” Estrada? Have you no. fucking. shame?
You are the second most corrupt president of the Republic of the Philippines, bested only by a tyrant who brought us from a position of power equal to the United States in our region — to the mire we are stuck in today.
You made it to the top ten list of MOST CORRUPT LEADERS OF THE WORLD, embezzling nearly 80 million US DOLLARS from the coffers of my country and robbing from her people.
As if that wasn’t enough, you actually had the audacity to sign for the accounts holding that money with a fake name so sinfully unimaginative and so stupidly looking like your own original signature (and here I am tempted to say “you dumb fuck” but my mother raised me to be a lady).
How Much Do I Hate You?
Let me count the ways:
- When asked “why are you running for the presidency”, I could maybe have kept my bile down had you spouted off some bullshit like “to serve the people”. But NO.
- You wanted to defend the honor of your mother who died thinking you were a criminal. Which you ARE.
- You wanted to “raise your children” to know that their father fought for the “truth”. Your children are grown, corrupt, politicians. So yeah, good job on that, you dumb fuck.
- You’re a fucking idiot for announcing your candidacy before actually filing it with the Supreme Court
- Half the people you said would be on your senatorial cabinet won’t even acknowledge you.
- You were OUSTED not even before you hit HALF of your term as president
- You’re unbelievably stupid
- You’re sinfully UGLY:
Have you no shame? Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of fucking decency????
And I’m not talking to Erap. I’m talking to YOU.
You of the masses. I’m talking to YOU, FILIPINO. If you vote for Erap, have you left no sense of fucking decency?
Anyhoosits.
I’m going to wrap this up and start looking for a pineapple plantation.
What for, you ask?
To harvest every freaking pineapple and shove it up your ass, Erap. And then I’m gonna go after every low-life single-brain-celled MORON who voted for you. And I’m gonna shove it up theirs.
Sideways.
Author’s note: I take liberty with Joseph Welch’s rhetoric against Senator McCarthy, one of my personal favorites.
Don’t hold back, Burn, tell me how you really feel! He sounds like a grade A Douche Canoe.