You know the drill: join us as we embarass the living crap out of ourselves. Share some completely tasteless, absolutely crass, dear-god-why-is-this-person-even-on-my-blog-reader-much-less-my-friend-when-should-really-call-the-cops-on-this-sick-fuck TMI story of your life.
Why?
Because LiLu, the Karen to my Jack, said so.
In this special edition of TMI Thursday (which is really kind of redundant because seriously, when is TMI Thursday not special?), I’ll throw you a list of random factoids, and you can make your educated guess in the comments!
- I am lactose intolerant. My body cannot process the milks. The reaction is usually explosive and south of vomit.
- My horniness is directly proportional to the newness or novelty of the location and position.
- When I crave for something special, I will move heaven and hell to get it and eat enough of it to stop world hunger.
- I just recently bought a new bed.
- I had a massive craving for cookie-dough ice cream on Tuesday.
- The Teddybear and I just recently got back together after a brief break-up.
And finally, remember this post?
What do you think happened? 
omg did you poo all over someone? deets please.
“after a brief breakup”?????? wtf?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?