Spawned by the lovingly twisted mind of Maxie, who is LiLu’s special lesbinim lovah (not really, but I’m like, the only gay man who thinks girl-on-girl is hot), I ask you the dumbest question and force you to make a decision.
On this week’s special male hetero edition of Would You Rather Wednesdays:
Would you rather:
Go down on a girl and discover a piece of toilet paper stuck to the tip of your nose… curiously brownish and smelling of copper?
or
Go up the wrong hole by accident and violently pull out an unholy mess onto the sheets, the pillows, and your crotchal area?
Let’s see, with this post I’ve managed to disgust and alienate about 300 readers… I wonder how many more I’ll gross out in tomorrow’s TMI Thursday?
(Oh, and PS: he came back. *sniff)
oh god. You’ve totally gotten me on this one. HORRIBLE.
Hmmmm… I guess I’ll go with number 1. Easier to clean up.
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Really Maxie?? The first one? VOM… the copper threw me off. I know what that shiz is.
I’ll go with the second, even though I have a pretty good idea of how awful it would be. Wretch.
Holy cow!!!
i’ll go for #1 and ask, “what did you have for dinner?? Baked potato??” 
gross gross…ROFLOL
um, this is freakin’ amazing…
i’m not a hetero male but i’m thinking number 1.
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*shudder*
Number 2. Am I gross for choosing that one?
I don’t think you can really NOT be gross once you pick one..