Posted in General Funniness, Rant, Weird Demigod Widgets, tagged conversations, funny shit, Funny stories, manila, Rants, Restaurants in Manila, serendra, the fort, the philippines on May 31, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Friday Afternoon:
*ring ring
Stupid Lying Motherfucking Receptionist at Abe Restaurant (Serendra, The Fort): Good morning Abe Restaurant, how may I help you?
(The Demi)God: Hi, I need to make a reservation for 6 people tonight at 7pm
Receptionist: Go ahead.
(The Demi)God: Uhm… So… yeah, can I book a table for 6 people tonight at 7pm?
Receptionist: Ok, you’ll be [...]
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Posted in TMI Thursday, tagged TMI Thursday on May 29, 2009 | 4 Comments »
It’s that time of month again, my internet lovelies. And no, I’m not talking about my period (which is about 15 years late, in my humble opinion). It’s TMI Thursdays! Join me as I humiliate the living shit out of myself in the interests of achieving Self-Actualization and world peace.
So gather round, children, bring your [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized on May 28, 2009 | 2 Comments »
If this works, it’ll be the hottest thing since my ass.
Srsly.
If it doesn’t, it’ll be baked. fucking. beans.
Word.
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Maxie over at IHateSoMuch has a regular feature called Would You Rather Wednesdays. They are deep, riveting, existential questions. I, of course, ripped off the theme.
In the vein of Painful Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, where Robin Leach wishes you champagne wishes and caviar dreams, would you rather:
Piss Diamonds
(Probably not very large ones, [...]
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Posted in GLBT issues, Things I Don't Understand, Thoughts, tagged gay issues, GLBT issues, hate, lgbt issues, No to Prop 8, prop 8, Proposition 8 on May 27, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Amidst the ensuing turmoil when California decided to UPHOLD Proposition 8, I couldn’t help but just fall on my knees and cry hard.
Today, in California, and in many other parts of the world, I am a second-class human being.
In Seattle, I would have a hard time finding a place to grab a beer without the [...]
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And of course, the first place my mind went to was 8 penises. But it’s really a meme I gratuitously stole from immoralmatriarch about
Eight Things I Like
Peter Pan Honey Roast Creamy Peanut Butter. I can’t believe I have to go anywhere beyond that description!
KFC 2-piece original recipe chicken with extra large gravy and a large [...]
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Posted in Rant, tagged bad parenting, Rants on May 25, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Disclaimer: I’m not a parent. I haven’t the first clue about raising a child. This is just me being a smart-ass and mouthing off.
Dear Douchebag Parents,
What, exactly, qualifies as “Family Time” in your dictionary? Does it involve taking your child to a high-end restaurant-slash-bar at 11 at night and then loudly arguing in front of [...]
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TMI Thursday is a regular feature on www.livitluvit.com.
***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
Steal this button and put it [...]
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So I’m over at Lilu today and I stumble upon Maxie who is a fracking riot and a half and she does this awesome bit (does that make her sound like a funny commedienne circa 1986?) called Would You Rather Wednesdays.
(Sidebar, Lilu is also a fracking riot and two thirds and does this awesome bit [...]
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On this especially gay episode of Things I Don’t Understand:
The numbers:
18 years in service
$25 million dollars invested in training
trained 300 new air force weapons systems officers
30 awards and decorations
9 air medals
1 heroism award
2 years from full retirement with benefits
Fired for being gay. WHY???
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So I’ve been offline for a teeny bit, sinking into a deep bog of emotional crises and transcendental questions like “what’s the point in all of this?”, or “is there really a Loch Ness monster”, or “what is the meaning of life?”
(To which I’ve discovered: 1. there isn’t one, really 2. Yes and 3. Forty [...]
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