Weird Demigod Widgets – Episode “Mistaken Identity”

Over lunch today, The Teddybear and I were discussing the end of the world.
As we are wont to do.
The Teddybear: I don’t think I want any vases or statues in our new home
Me: I could do with a 6-foot Eastern Zhou Dynasty vase, they’re so hard to find
The Teddybear: There’s one in that little pots-and-pans [...]

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Nothing To See Here… Move Along…

So it’s 5pm EST, which is 6am in Manila. I’m wrapping up my laptop and calling it a day. Disconnect my VPN, shut down my Outlook, and open up my Google Reader.
Goodie! Texas Blue Bonnet has a new post!
I totally walked right into that one. Next time, Csquared, give a gay a warning, k? The [...]

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I Can’t Get Over…

… this stomach flu. It’s getting better now, but it’ll flare up every now and then, which is why I’ve been absent from the blogosphere. Of all the things I hate, it’s something going haywire with my tummy. I hate it. I really do. I’ll do fever. I’ll do tonsillitis. I’ll take a migraine that [...]

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Gut Feeling

Actual conversation I had today:
Me: So hey listen, we need to talk…
My Gut: Don’t you “we need to talk” me you sonuvabitch.
Me: Look, I’m obviously very, very sorry.
My Gut: Sorry my ass.
Me: You don’t have one.
My Gut: Fuck you. First you take me to a godforsaken hotel in the fucking boonies, and fill me with [...]

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Quickpress?

WTF is this?

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Waking Up

Martin Luther said on that fateful day in 1963…
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
This is what it must be like to wake up.

 
Today is a magnificent [...]

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Days with My Dad

There are no words…

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And More Dildos.

Politics is incredibly exhausting.  I have said it before and I’ll say it again, I have no patience for interpersonal drama in the workplace except when I put on a sequined gown and belt out an operatic song to let someone know they’ve been fired.
Let’s say, for example, that I am a vice president of a dildo-assembly [...]

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Emotions, Etc.

Emotions are a tricky thing.
At one point or another in our mental development and growth, emotions ebb and wane like the tides. There was a time when, as a child, unbridled glee and wanton disregard sprung forth from overflowing cups. As teenagers, rage frothed from every orifice.
As adults, we eventually learned to control them, refine [...]

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Fucking Pissed

This pisses the fucking shit out of me:
The implication by network news reporters on Saturday suggesting Travolta’s Scientology beliefs stood in the way of Jett’s parents properly seeking medical attention for their son’s condition  – what ever it may have been – is a new low in news coverage that seemed more bent on selling [...]

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Getting Paid in Dildos

Among the many, many things that I can’t wrap my mind around (lesbian sex included*, I mean, what is that? I imagine a two-suction-cups scenario… with enough force, a vacuum is created… where was I…)
Oh yes, among the many, many things that I can’t wrap my mind around is foreign currency exchange. And my next [...]

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Just Perhaps

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The First For 2009

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