Random Snippets

Snippet 1:
World, meet Tag and Phoebe.
I recently brought them bling in the form of collars. Yes, the collars were meant for cats, but that’s nothing an awl and scissors can’t fix. You’ll notice that Tag’s got a dignified plaid collar, and Phoebe’s got a flowery collar with a bell.
Tag’s taken to laughing hysterically curiously amused [...]

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Three Days, Three Stories, Three Lessons

Story 1:
Because of recent events, I have had to renew my professional licenses, thus necessitating run ins with the gargantuan swatch of red tape that is the Philippine government agencies. The worst of which was our version of the DMV: The Land Transportation Office.
I came in at 8am all perky and bopping along to Beyonce’s [...]

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Bent Objects

This is quick pimpage for a blogger who I first started reading a couple of years back when I discovered the wonderfulness that is blogging.
Now you have to understand that I like to pretend I’m artsy. More often than not, I’m just fartsy. But this one has real talent and I have yet to comment [...]

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Thanksgiving

First off, shout-outs are due to VAMp (seriously, you need to start blogging again), Divanna (stop facebooking and start a blog already!), Csquaredplus3 (I heart you, Pumkin! I think I replied to your email, don’t know if you got it), and Deidre (that’s right, your big curls DO bring all the boys to the yard!) [...]

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Rainy Days and Mondays Always get me ROBBED

Oh. My. Fucking. God.
I came in, dropped my keys in the key bowl, put my two phones and my wallet on the bookcase in the living room, and crashed on my bed.
Two hours later, I wake up to the front door hacked open and both phones INCLUDING MY WALLET WITH ALL MY IDs IN IT
GONE.
LA-DEE-FUCKING-DA
Thank [...]

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Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Drowned

It’s 2pm on a Monday. And I have just woken up to the first day that I am jobless in almost 8 years. I know I’ve got a new job coming up in December, but ZOMFG I have nothing to worry about today.
Holy cow I have the whole day to myself.
What the HELL do I [...]

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My Big Debut

Remember how Carrie Bradshaw was asked by her boss to do a big editorial spread on the pages of Vogue?
Well this is exactly like that
in no way.

Carrie wore Vera Wang, I wore clean knickers
Carrie was professionally lit and photographed, I sent in my professional photos
Carrie was hesitant, I wasn’t

But this is SUCH a thrill! The [...]

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BEWARE: This could happen if you allow the gays to marry!

From http://graphjam.com

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Blurb Wars

My trainers have started an all-out blurb war on the office messenger service in protest of my resignation.

*sigh
You kids will be the death of me, I swear! If you only knew how much I love you guys.
And how much yayay you’re giving my heart for leaving. *sob
Your ma has given everything (s)he can. And you’re [...]

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I Am… Sasha Fierce

I died when Tower Records Greenbelt called and said they had my reserved copy. This is an image from the official Beyonce website:

I can’t even put to words how happy this anthem made me feel:

And if you can’t see the YouTube video, here are some of the choicest lyrics: 
Usually I’m humble
Right [...]

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Fagri-La

On the way to work today: 
The Teddybear: (noting that stray cats had snuck up on our porch and deposited a malodorous pre-christmas gift) all cats should be named “Ursula”
The Demigod: why?
The Teddybear: Coz they’re all evil. 
The Demigod: *gets in car humming* These poor unfortunate souls…
– car pulls out of driveway in silence, clock on dashboard blinks [...]

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What I Want To Do With My Life

Shameless meme from Miss Britt:
Today? – Build a minibar. And mix a Bellini
Tomorrow? – Get more bunny food, and burst out into song for no particular reason at a random place. 
When you grow up? – I never want to.
When the kids move out? – Still trying to get my own kids. When I get them, [...]

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Weird Demigod Widgets – Episode 339

*Ring ring*
*click
The Demigod: Training, this is The Demigod
Demimom: Must you always answer with “Training, this is The Demigod”
The Demigod: Oh hi Mom. And yes, I have to, because it’s a company-provided blackberry. 
Demimom: Whatever. So what do you want from home? 
The Demigod: From home? Nothing. Why? 
Demimom: … someone’s… flying to Manila
The Demigod: who?… *gets suspicious
Demimom: … [...]

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Sumsing Turbo 3000xi Multitask

I want one.

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Am I Man Enough for Me?

You’ll remember my good friend Verdana and our Paris-and-Nicole escapades in Kuala Lumpur.
In a strange twist not unlike a comet shooting out a kitten’s ass, he sent me this link and I thought it’d be fun to re-post the list and tick off the stuff that I can do. And then ADD some more manly must-haves:
100 [...]

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Touch Me All Night Long

No, it’s not going to be an homage to the 80s. 
No, it’s not going to be literal. Am I hoping that it was? Abso-fucking-lutely. 
I try not to blog about work as so many lesser (now fired) mortals have done. I used to be happy. I used to hate weekends when I couldn’t go to work. [...]

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Testing

Testing… 
Lookatthat! Blogging from the middle of nowhere from my blackberry. 
Fancy that. 
LOL!
Crap. Can’t work pictures into it. I think. 
Test.

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Awesomely Blah Tuesday

Nothing of value to post today. 
Except that for the first time in a LONG time I’m exhausted, but the happy exhausted. 
The kind of exhausted where you feel like you made a difference. Where you know that you turned in more than just an honest day’s work. The kind of exhaustion borne by the feeling that [...]

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Happy Monday!

What other BANGING way to start the week than to start at hottttttttt male models:

From Bangkok Fashion Week.
I wanna bangcock. I mean GO TO Bangkok.
Dr. Sigmund Freud, is that you?

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Wearing This… and ONLY this.

Actually, Jack could’ve done a drawing of me wearing pretty much nothing. 
I’ve posed for nudes in the past, and have always the same reaction from people: the look on the face of the victims of that lady from the ring.
I thought I’d post them up and see what kind of interesting comments I’m going to [...]

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