What did I tell you about good genes?
Update: genius ALSO runs in the family. Internetz readers, meet Trey, a fabulous artiste and mom to Parker and Madison. Her art reminds me of a highly stylized illustration, from one of my favorite authors, Roald Dahl. Go check it out.
Archive for October, 2008
Genius Runs in the Family
Posted in Links, tagged family, Links on October 31, 2008 | 2 Comments »
FUCK YOU PROP 8
Posted in GLBT issues, Links, Rant, tagged editorial, fuck prop 8, gay, GLBT issues, lgbt issues, No to Prop 8, notoprop8, Proposition 8, Rants on October 31, 2008 | 10 Comments »
I tried to come up with something a little bit more eloquent for a post title but my eloquence jacket is still at the dry cleaners. Plus I was just overcome by sheer repulsion that I was almost physically ill from seeing the website of the people that want to “protect marriage”. In the interests [...]
Sperm. That is All.
Posted in General Funniness, tagged child molesters, funny posts, sophomores, sperm, squirrels on October 30, 2008 | 4 Comments »
What do sophomores, child molesters, squirrels, and sperm have in common?
The Bloggess.
Seriously, read this. It will SERIOUSLY make your day.
If you love sperm.
For Later
Posted in Links, tagged Links on October 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I thought my blog inspiration muse would take a full blown shit on my head again, but it was a false alarm. Just a fart.
But it’s got something to do with this:
Note to self: blog about this later
On a lighter note…
Posted in General Funniness, My Workplace Funniness, tagged funny pictures on October 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
… to Patience: FAIL,
I found this on www.despair.com
Patience: FAIL
Posted in Rant, tagged letters to a young poet, patience, rainer maria rilke on October 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »
“Be patient toward all that is unsolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves. Do not now seek the answers, which cannot be given you because you would not be able to live them. And the point is to live everything. Live the questions” – Rainer Maria Rilke
When I first read Letters [...]
A Wee Bit of Evil
Posted in General Funniness, tagged family, funny pictures on October 25, 2008 | 4 Comments »
When people go through my online albums and they see this
They always respond with, “are you adopted???”.
I get that a lot. That or, “how much did you pay that old lady to pretend to be your relative?”.
It’s called an interracial family, folks. I’m a mutt. And I like it.
Thankfully, we have kick-ass genes, as clearly [...]
John Galt – Redux
Posted in Thoughts, tagged ayn rand, Cleopatra, john galt on October 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
“I swear that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another to live for mine…”
- The Philosophy of John Galt
I’ve been sitting here staring at my screen for the past half hour trying to form a half-decent preamble to a diatribe written by my otherworldly eloquent friend Cleopatra.
FAIL.
As is the [...]
Maelstrom
Posted in Thoughts, tagged Random Things on October 23, 2008 | 1 Comment »
The past few days have been not unlike Shakespeare’s “The Tempest”. Some of it bad, some of it good, but ALL funny (at least in my warped mind).
I promise I’ll be blogging about these soon:
Career Change Part 2
WE ADOPTED!
For now, I leave you with this lovely little ditty:
Word of the Day
Seagull Manager (n) – A [...]
Star Wars: The Phantom Guinness
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged manila parties on October 22, 2008 | 4 Comments »
No To Hate
Posted in GLBT issues, Links, Rant, tagged blog pimping, GLBT issues, lgbt issues on October 22, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Today I am shamelessly plagiarizing (with permission) from an AWESOME blogger over at Whiskey in my Sippy Cup.
I mean, seriously awesome. With a title like “Whiskey in my Sippy Cup“, how can it not be awesome? The title alone is enough to send my tics into overdrive: feel the eees blend into the consonants and [...]
Open Letter to Grocery Idiots
Posted in Rant, tagged idiots, Rants on October 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Dear Motherfuckers,
When the fucking checkout line says “Express Lane, 12 Items Or Less Only”, for the love of allthatisgoodandholyintheworld don’t line up with a basketful of items and then stand there counting out exact change when the rest of the fucking line is ready to string you up by your eyeballs.
If you had the mental [...]
Night of the Legends
Posted in General Funniness, tagged manila parties on October 19, 2008 | 8 Comments »
Worldwide Premier
26 October 2008
Career Change – Part 1
Posted in My Workplace Funniness, tagged career change, John Fucking McCain, My Workplace Funniness, sarah fucking palin, self-mutilation on October 18, 2008 | 4 Comments »
I try not to blog about work as much as I can. But today I feel the need to dip into that veritable cornucopia of misery and despair if only because I know that that cornucopia is also a source of mirth and i’m-gonna-piss-my-pants laughter.
Let’s start off with me logging into an online job-search tool [...]
Kristen Wiig on SNL
Posted in Links, tagged kristen Wiig, Links, snl on October 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Gotta save this link for later.
She’s the most awesomest performer on SNL these days. Sorry, Amy.