Let me preamble with “I was raised in a very strict Seventh-day Adventist home”. If you’re not sure you know what that means, I invite you to… never find out. LOL. If anything, religion has taught me that nobody can get along because at one point or another, the argument that “my god is better [...]
Archive for September, 2008
Blasphemous Monday
Posted in General Funniness, tagged balloon jeebus, blasphemy, funny pictures, jesus, lego, legos, religion on September 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Marketing for the New Millenium
Posted in General Funniness, tagged funny on September 25, 2008 | 3 Comments »
You’re a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, “She’s fantastic in bed.
That’s [...]
A Post on Privilege
Posted in Thoughts, tagged politics, power, Privilege, racism on September 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
In my random tinkerings with the interwebs, I discovered this lovely article which quantifies the typical power ladder in America, be it corporate or slumming with Joe. It’s blunt, incredibly honest, and presents some valid questions on the new racism for this millenium.
If you are easily offended by race or stereotype issues, walk away. Otherwise, [...]
Apathy and Other Things
Posted in Thoughts, tagged apathy, blase, corporate america, John Fucking McCain, john mccain, office politics, sarah fucking palin, sarah palin on September 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
As I sit staring at my screen, I think about how much I miss my Writing Muse. She has been decidedly absent these past few days, perhaps in the throes of my birthday celebrations, or simply because she thinks I don’t need her anymore (I do, babe, please come back. LOL). But when she does [...]
And Yet He Can’t Spell Arugula?
Posted in Rant, tagged John Fucking McCain on September 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Dumbing Down Debates
Posted in Rant, tagged birthdays, john mccain, sarah palin on September 21, 2008 | 3 Comments »
In perfect time for my birthday, this beautiful article rendered itself to a lovely alliteration.
Once again, we witness resident idiot Senator John Fucking McCain try and sell resident congressmoron Sarah Fucking Palin to the American people.
From The New York Times:
At the insistence of the McCain campaign, the Oct. 2 debate between the Republican nominee for [...]
Friday Fimfing
Posted in General Funniness, tagged avitable, bloggers, bloggess, blogging, blogging about bloggers, Links, the sneeze on September 20, 2008 | 3 Comments »
It’s that time of week again, and this week I’d like to pimp out three ridiculously funny bloggers: (clicking on the pictures takes you to their blogs)
He has a tree in his backyard. So what, you ask? His tree has a brain. And he’s been watching it since 2003. And it gets a new one [...]
Pinoy Paperclip
Posted in General Funniness, tagged funny pictures, office paperclip, pinoy, pinoy humor on September 18, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Wow, my fourth post in one day. Blogging diarrhea.
Anyhoo, if you don’t understand Tagalog, you’re totally gonna go “WTF??” and not realize that this is Tagalog Comedy GOLD.
Transsexual Urinal
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged bloggers, blogging about bloggers, funny, weird pictures on September 18, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Ha! That title is guaranteed to get me some bizare bizaer bezarre strange google search results.
Anyway, I came across this picture* today at The Bloggess and I couldn’t for the life of me, figure it out:
Can you figure out what those things are on the far wall? They’re urinals. In the little girls’ room.
Now as [...]
Cavities
Posted in General Funniness, tagged dentist, evil dentist, maleficent, memories, memory, pain, reminiscing, teeth, torture on September 18, 2008 | 1 Comment »
16.
Yup, I have 16 of them.
I hate dentists.
*cue shimmering dissolve into sepia-tones and cascading piano music*
The earliest memory I have of satan visiting a dentist is at 7 years old, the summer right after first grade. She was pure evil, thinly disguised under a paper mask and latex gloves, hovering menacingly over me with a lobotomy [...]
Monday Top Three Meme
Posted in General Funniness, Memes, tagged area 51, john mccain, meme, moobs, peanut butter chocolate cake, sarah palin, survey, thunder cats; on September 16, 2008 | 4 Comments »
THREE NAMES THAT FRIENDS CALL YOU:
B…itch; The Demigod; Your Majesty
–THREE MOST IMPORTANT DATES IN YOUR LIFE:
February 29 – this only happens once every 4 years! That’s like, a good bottle of wine!; October 31 – Halloween, the only time I can be in drag without feeling like a dirty, dirty, girl; December 24 – I [...]
Ignoranus
Posted in OCD Fixations, tagged fixation, Mensa Invitational, ocd, The Washington Post, words on September 15, 2008 | 1 Comment »
While we’re on the subject of my fixation with words (see post directly before this one, I’m too lazy to link), every year the Washington Post hosts a yearly Mensa Invitational challenge. They ask readers to take any word alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter – and supply a new definition.
My favorite [...]
Who Knew?
Posted in General Funniness, tagged chanking, fixating, mission impossible, ocd, words on September 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
If you’re new around these parts, you should know that I LOVE words. After seeing Akila the Bee I had wet dreams over Laurence Fishburne, but that’s another post.
Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to use at least two or all of the following words this week in your normal, day-to-day goings [...]
And Now Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Programming
Posted in General Funniness, tagged gezundheit, hallelujah on the john, sex on a washing machine, smoking on the crapper, sneeze and shit, weekend recap, weird google searches on September 14, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Hullo ladies and gentle folk of the interwebs. Welcome back to The Demigod Show (working title).
As most of you know, September 11 is a particularly hard day for me. It is the same every year. I am incapable of generating any humor (comedic constipation, if you will) but as is wont to be the case [...]
Today is 9/11
Posted in Thoughts, tagged 9/11, pain, regret, religion, remembrance, sorrow on September 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Today is not a good day.
I ask that you take a moment to remember the loved ones we lost stemming from the unending debate that “My God is better than Your God”.
Please stop the madness.
And here we have…
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And here they said...
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