In a paradoxical infinite regress, this blog is being pimped out at BusyDad, because I pimped out BusyDad in this post. It’s almost like standing in between two mirrors and seeing yourself get smaller and smaller and smaller as the reflections bounce off of each other.
Speaking of mirrors, I stared into my fair share of [...]
Archive for August, 2008
Friday Fimfing
Posted in Links, tagged blogging about bloggers, hot blogger, pimping on August 30, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Ok, my penchant for onomatopoeia is a little problematic today, but my back is still hurting like a sonuvabtch so you’ll forgive me.
I’ve only been blogging for about 2 months now, so I’m fairly new to this, but apparently there is a hot blogger calendar contest thing going on, and I would like to pimp [...]
I Am Free
Posted in Thoughts, tagged graffiti, life edict, poetry on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Ugly is The New Pretty
Posted in Thoughts, tagged pictures, portraits, real models, vanity on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Even when I’m in Manila, I have to work Central Standard Time, which means that my body clock is constantly in Dallas time (any excuse that gets me either in 10-gallon hats or glittery dresses with shoulder pads and chandelier earrings is a good thing).
I woke up in the middle of the day to my [...]
The Universe is Fundamentally Happy
Posted in General Funniness, tagged funny pictures on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
We don’t know if there is life on Mars, but if Martians ever get discovered, we know they’re a happy folk:
Tuesday Link Soup
Posted in Links, tagged Links on August 27, 2008 | 1 Comment »
A kid is told he’s too good to play and gets banned from little league. I mean SERIOUSLY? We’re punishing excellence so that other kids of lesser talent get to play? Celebrating mediocrity. Well done, folks. Well. Fucking. Done.
Mediocrity doesn’t mean average intelligence, it means an average intelligence that resents and envies its betters. – [...]
Phallic Phriday
Posted in General Funniness, tagged penis, penis euphemisms, phallic, phallic symbol, phallic symbols on August 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I meant to put these up last Friday, but, well, I was shopping for an outfit while hungry, sleep-deprived and jetlagged.
Enjoy these lovely phallic assinuations from failblog.com!
Mini-Blurbs
Posted in Rant, tagged awards, bleach, olympics, platinum blonde on August 24, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Finally back in my hometown and city that I love: Manila. I’ve been traveling in and around the asia pacific rim so much in the past 6 months, there’s a gargantuan amount of things that have piled up that I need to catch up on! This is the first time in days I’ve had a [...]
The Young Demigod
Posted in Thoughts, tagged memories, reminiscing on August 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The post directly before this one inspired me to put this up. Glimpses into my burned, broken, but still kick-ass AWESOME childhood.
(that’s the Demibrother on the chair, looking pissed because the Demigod is hovering above his airspace)
Bully in a Box
Posted in Thoughts, tagged bullies, forgiveness, high school, memories, reminiscing on August 20, 2008 | 1 Comment »
To say that I have an addiction to the interwebs is like saying the collapsed veins of a druggie are “pretty”. But it really IS awesome! I finally have an excuse to let my industrial-strength ADHD run amok.
On this most glorious of days on the interwebs, I stumbled across this and a lovely post from [...]
Luke, I am your… Stepmom
Posted in General Funniness, tagged awesome interwebs, funny pictures on August 19, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Another reason why the interwebs is just the coolest thing since sliced web. (Thanks to Dark Roast Blend for this one.)
The Demigod Hosts A Festival
Posted in General Funniness, tagged bitch, funny, funny pictures, funny signs on August 18, 2008 | 1 Comment »
You may RSVP via the comments section of the blog.
Depression Over
Posted in General Funniness, tagged depression, fabulosity, pics of the demigod, vanity on August 17, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I am done being depressed. I am taking control of this situation as I always have. I have pushed through cancer, losing several parts of my anatomy, pain enough for three Chuck Norrises, and my parents giving me a baseball bat instead of a pony for my sweet sixteen. I am taking control of this [...]
Holy Mother Lode, Peanut Butter Chocolate Man!
Posted in Thoughts, tagged cake, desert, OMG, peanut butter on August 16, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Dearholymotherofgawdandallthatispureandtrueinthisworld.
I went out and bought an entire cake for myself. I hate being depressed.
The recipe can be found here. Thanks, btw!
Dick.
Posted in General Funniness, tagged funny pictures, men, military, military men on August 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Lovely.
Freaky Friday Links
Posted in Links, tagged Links on August 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
And yet more testament to the awesomeness of the interwebs.
My grandfather always started a lot of sentences with “When I was in school…” and somehow it always ended with him walking 10 miles to school, through rain, sleet, snow, and hail. Barefoot. Yeah. My grandfather was Chuck Norris. I always used to roll my eyes, [...]
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