Of the many, many personalities of the Demigod, you should meet Haley Joel. He’s often cowering in bed, under a blanket, talking to a very sexy Bruce Willis. This is what he says
The-Demigod-Haley-Joel: I see dead… penises… EVERYWHERE!
Very-Sexy-Bruce-Willis: Uhm… dude… WTF??
If you haven’t seen this yet, it’s really frickin’ funny. Please do. 
And now, to close off July:
- The first vehicle commissioned for the NFA = New Faggot Army
"Hard Rock" Cafe: something always gets lost in translation
The setting for the non-derivative reality show on GayTV - Survivor:Penis Island
The Demigod’s Not-So-Secret Car: The Dickmobile (Now start singing the Oscar Meyer jingle. Hard to resist, isn't it? 
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“I love penisticks. I mean lipenis. I mean lipstis. Pistick. Oh fuck it. I love cock.”
Now of course, there’s an international version:
This beauty is actually in front of a Sex Theater. In Amsterdam. Naturally.
Not exactly a Florentine masterpiece or a Ferrari, but a source of Italian pride all the same
This one is made of all the bulls that die in Spain. Viva Espana!
Of course my own host country, Malaysia, will not be outdone.
And finally…
There. Are. No. Words.
[...] I See Penises! (Not Dead People) [...]
[...] 4. Edvard Munch – is a funny name. But he has such an interesting perspective on life. I’ve always wondered what kind of freakish mind sees something like “The Scream” and then paint something as haunting as “The Vampire“. What kind of world does he see? Obviously not the same world I see, where everything is coming up Penis. [...]