“Puri” is apparently a type of bread here in Malaysia. It’s something that you eat. In Filipino, “Puri” means honor. But out in the streets (yes, because as my crackwhore friends will tell you, I have lived out on the streets), “Puri” translates into someone’s “innocence”. To be more crude: a dick or a va-jay-jay. So yeah, it IS something that you eat. WAHAHAHAHA!
Anyhoo, I found this in the market, and was absolutely enthralled with the idea that one can replace (at a cost) lost “innocence”, and for a little over a $1 too!
And then there was this nifty little thing I found in Bench when I was shopping in Dubai: apparently, Pinoy asses are a much-coveted Arab commodity. They still think mine is fresh from the shelf. Sssshh… Don’t tell them otherwise.