Phallic Symbol Stress Blogging – Redux

Of the many, many personalities of the Demigod, you should meet Haley Joel. He’s often cowering in bed, under a blanket, talking to a very sexy Bruce Willis. This is what he says
The-Demigod-Haley-Joel: I see dead… penises… EVERYWHERE!
Very-Sexy-Bruce-Willis: Uhm… dude… WTF??
If you haven’t seen this yet, it’s really frickin’ funny. Please do.  
And now, [...]

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Awesome Inspirational Picture

From Bent Objects, one of my favorite blogs.  
 
He also did this: 
 
Frickin’ Brilliant. 
Just to be sure, the site is http://bentobjects.blogspot.com 
Enjoy!

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Pimp Juice

For those of you that know me well, you know that i fixate very easily. It’s a remnant of my OCD-days. Residual OCD, if you will, the stuff that my Paxil-Zoloft-Prozac cocktail just couldn’t wipe out from my system. 
These days I tend to fixate on words for no apparent reason. A perfect example is WOO. [...]

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Sunday Links

Just some random stuff I found on the internet: 
 

Site for adopting dogs and cats in Manila
Cool illustrations of the seven deadly sins
Funny business names (think “Fuk Mi”, a sushi restaurant)
A fun hedgehog-launching-into-outer-space game.
A fun drawing-with-crayons game.
A fun OMG-I’m-going-to-get-finger-cramps game.
The ugliest person on facebook (quick, pass it on!)
What Fight Club author Chuck Palahnuik is working on [...]

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Another One Bites The Dust

 
 
 
Although other countries made the first move, when Massachusetts decided to recognize the union of two loving adults, regardless of biological sex or sexual orientation, it was the shot heard around the world. The greatest nation of our time was finally coming around to the idea that gay marriage isn’t really gay marriage. It is just [...]

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Massage In Malaysia

Disclaimer: I know that most generalizations are generally wrong. I’m sure there are perfectly good spas in and around Kuala Lumpur. This is just a retelling of what I went through. 
Scene 1
The Demigod enters The Asia Spa: the space is breath-taking! Dark woods, recessed lighting, the plinky plunky sound of running water, the smell of [...]

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The Dark Knight

This just in from Reueuters: 
LOS ANGELES, Calif. a breach in airport security led to the gargantuan delays in the operations of LAX today, impacting 37 flights and more than 3000 passengers. A Javanese man was taken into custody under suspicion of acts of espionage. Below is the transcript of the interrogation: 
LAX Security: What is your [...]

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Largely Olfactory

I was watching an episode of Pushing Daisies today, and that one singular episode may have summed up who I am as a person so completely it’s frightening. For those of you that have not yet seen “Pushing Daisies”, it’s the story of a pie-maker with a special gift: one touch raises the dead (can [...]

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Happy Birthday, Crackers!

The Demigod has been sick, but I’m putting my illness on hold to celebrate a very special occasion. 
Yes, folks, today is Cracker’s birthday. For those of you that are new to the blog, Crackers is a dear friend of mine, who is also a camera whore. LOL. So here, in full color, are some of [...]

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Today’s Funniness is brought to you by…

…me! 
“Puri” is apparently a type of bread here in Malaysia. It’s something that you eat. In Filipino, “Puri” means honor. But out in the streets (yes, because as my crackwhore friends will tell you, I have lived out on the streets), “Puri” translates into someone’s “innocence”. To be more crude: a dick or a va-jay-jay. [...]

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The Fonts*

*not a reference to the hit 70s sitcom. I’m not THAT old.
It started out innocently enough, stumbling on Frank Miller’s new movie “The Spirit”. In the movie (out Christmas Day 2008, you’re welcome Warner Brothers), Eva Mendes plays a gorgeous character named Sand Saref, an obvious allusion to a naming convention for a font classification: [...]

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Who is John Galt?

I stumbled on this today, and towards the end, a very serious Christian decided to use the comic strip as his soapbox for faith – and reliance on other people for his sustenance. 
(Oh, and i love the comic strip, so I’m posting it here, again. And clicking on it will take you to the blog. [...]

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I Love/Hate HP

I bought an HP Compaq 6910p business laptop yesterday, which is pretty kick-ass. I’m not techie by any means: my only requirement for any gadget is that it be shiny. But this was a sharp departure from my established taste in a bundle of wires and plastic.
What drew me to it was its utilitarian looks [...]

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Marc Antony and Cleopatra

A very dear friend of mine recently went through a life-(shattering)changing event, as we call it in the insurance industry.
I will hide her under the name of Cleopatra, and much like her namesake, Cleopatra is a woman before her time. She introduced me to Objectivism and the works of Ayn Rand. She is strong, confident, [...]

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It’s Caturday!

From http://icanhascheezburger.com

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A Dark and Demented Demigod: 2

Ok, I know I promised I wouldn’t post about Sauron again, but this just in:
As a top-level executive in my department (and with me being in middle management), Sauron essentially calls the shots on promotions.
And he said to my manager: “As long as I’m around, Burn will never move up in Learning Performance”.
B-E-A-U-tiful, isn’t it?
I’m [...]

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Questions for Dr. Laura

For those of you that don’t know Dr. Laura (Catherine Schlessinger), she is a prominent media personality with very strong opinions on religion, morality, and especially homosexuality. She is a media powerhouse, with nationally syndicated radio and tv shows, along with many published works that have done well commercially.
Her wikipedia profile can be found here [...]

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Today’s funny signs

Whenever I get these things on email I usually pass them on via email, which is not only a violation of company email policy, but also monstrously annoying. Especially when they come from “friends” who can’t help but forward them on for fear of “10 years bad luck in bed”.
To my friends who do DO [...]

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Links for 10-July-2008

How to setup SmartBro with a wireless router
American Expats Association
Free online PDF conversion

I know, I know, it’s a pretty good party mix of links. LOL

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I. Hate. Mondays.

Apparently, this was just a ploy implemented by Sauron. (See A Dark and Demented Demigod 1 & 2)

My “peers” are complaining about the fact that I work on a company-provided laptop. And that I am the only person, in my position, that does. Never mind the fact that they are all supervising ONE program while I manage [...]

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